London, Sunday 1st Feb 2008, approximately 2am on the 189 bus.  Random guy gets on the bus at Bond Street. Bare witness to the result of years of partying and drug use.  If you're not worried about the health implications of drug use, at least be worried about looking like a tool. ... More

Did you know that last week it was revealed that her Majesty the Queen once wore flares – in the 1970s.  There was also the earth shattering news that the Mary Rose was sunk by a French cannon in 1545 – during a battle with the French Navy.  However, the straw that finally broke the c... More

I swear confrontations with strangers are becoming regular episodes in my life.  It comes as no surprise perhaps that people are more highly strung at present, what with the credit crunch, war in Iraq, global warming, Max being killed out of Eastenders and so forth. So what has happened to our compass... More

I have cleaned my keyboard, organised my filing and updated my contacts database. I am completely up to date with all current affairs, have an impressive grasp of the credit crunch and my mum has been sent a letter detailing my activities over the past month and two weeks. I have had so many cups of tea th... More

Diabolus Lamia was the party. The date was Oct 31st 08. Our host was Chris Hawkins (BBC 6Music). My escort for the night was someone who rather not be named but for the purpose of this review shall be known as Funlop. The venue was the Old Finsbury Town Hall. Upon our unfashionably tardy arriv... More